Tuesday, September 30, 2014

meloettas:

couafarel:

meloettas:

cherrynubs:

meloettas:

meloettas:

look at this Funky little duck

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please look at this duck

fuck the duck

DO NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NO

Sunday, September 28, 2014
nbcsnl:

It feels good like cake - but a different good.

nbcsnl:

It feels good like cake - but a different good.

andrewquo:

dainty—dreamer:

thebutterflytales:

rubyfrikenmay:

parar-mirar-escuchar:

sexypies:

andrewquo:

WHY CONSENT DOESN’T MATTER

i was about to get so upset with him omg

Just watch it to the end before spitting fireballs xD I promise it’s not sexist bull

It’s nice to know there are guys like him today

Seriously love him. Just watch it. It’s not what you’d expect.

One of my favorite videos of 2014

"WHAT THE F- Oh. Oh, okay."

(Source: freakinmi)

Saturday, September 27, 2014
toothpastecomics:

Not to be a pessimist. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

toothpastecomics:

Not to be a pessimist. From Toothpaste For Dinner.

Kids.

  • Me, looking out window: Those kids are back.
  • Wife: So what? Let them play, they're kids.
  • Me: They're not our kids! There's no reason for them to be on our lawn!
  • Me, leaning out door: Hey! Shoo! Go on, get off the lawn!
  • Wife: Oh my god. you're an old man.
  • Me: Look, if one of those kids were ours, it'd be different. But we don't own any of those kids. They have no business here.
  • Wife: We don't "own" those kids?
  • Me: That's right.
  • Wife: Jesus Christ.

tygermama:

angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

Read the guy parts in Gaston’s voice

badtvblog:

Bob judging ur blog

badtvblog:

Bob judging ur blog

(Source: doopstein)

circular-time:

sedxctively-dedxctive:

Katy Manning and Peter Capaldi on the Doctor Who set

That second to last picture though

#somethinginmyeye

k2e4:

#this is fucked up. this fucked me up

(Source: phrux)