February 2012
206 posts
Pizza Dreams
I ate a lot of pizza for dinner last night and then I had a dream that I met Scott Baio and asked him to take a picture with me and he said no and so I kept following him around going “Come on, Scott Baio. Take a picture with me.” and he was like “No, leave me alone.” and I was like “Scott Baio, you can’t run forever, just take a picture with me.” and he...
yerawizardharry:
Für Elise - Ludwig van...
Donate to Gary Friedrich →
Writer Steve Niles (30 Days of Night) has started a fund, passing the virtual hat around if you will, for Gary Friedrich, creator of Ghost Rider. Marvel comics is suing Gary, who is penniless, for $17,000. More details at the page linked above, but it’s truly heartbreaking and we should really all try and help out if we can.
REGIONAL DIALECT RELATED QUESTION
So, since moving from toasty warm Calimafornia out here to frigid Minn-eh-sow-tuh, I’ve noticed women have a weird way of talking. If they find something cute, instead of saying something like “That’s cute” or just “Cute” they say “Oh, for cute”
Same thing if something is funny. It’s not funny, it’s “Oh, for funny”
Same...
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“I once heard someone say that Sandman gets passed around relationships like a...”
– Brian K. Vaughn (September, 2002)
An American Werewolf in Canada
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian: Oh hello! You're a big puppy, aren't you?
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian: Oh, you're biting me. Oh that's okay, I don't min- Wow, you are really ripping out some vital organs there, aren't you.
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian: Okay. Okay, I think I'm dying now. It might be from loss of blood or it might be all of the vital organs that you're ripping out of m- Was that my lung? I think that was my lung. Ow. That's okay, you seem hungry. Sorry if my blood stains your fur, puppy. /dies
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian 2: Oh my, you've killed Steve. That's okay, I'm sure he's in a better place no-That's my leg you're gnawing on ow those are my small intestines, oh god, ow, sorry if I'm yelling too loud
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Baseless Opinion Thursday
aimee-b-loved:
Channing Tatum seems like the kind of guy who rarely, if ever, thinks. Let me rephrase that – he rarely, if ever, LOOKS like he’s thinking. It’s not that he doesn’t think. He’s made a regular habit of thinking. It’s just that he finds “That thinking look” thoroughly disgusting. He’s spent years perfecting his imperceptible pensiveness. He currently dedicates an hour each day to...
egwmusic:
I named this riff Liam Neeson :P
“I’m on a horse.”
– Old Spice Guy. Also, Matthew Broderick having sex with his wife.
