January 2012
313 posts
egwmusic:
robkaas replied to your post: I may or may not be picturing some of you naked right now
Oops, I dropped my pencil. BENDS OVER SUGGESTIVELY.
My First Spotify Playlist Is Too Long And Has Too... →
What if...?
The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
The Doctor: How did you kn-
Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
listening to "Batman The Dark Knight Theme - Hans... →
listening to "The Black Keys - Tighten Up" →
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It's not over! There is already a new threat to... →
ilovereadingandwriting:
A new global treaty could allow corporations to police what we do on the Internet. Last week we successfully pushed back the US censorship bills — if we act now, we can get the EU Parliament to bury this new threat — add your voice now!
Katherine Heigl is just awful.
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Me, noticing the cat looking out the window: "LOOK A BIRDIE'
Cat: *stares at me*
Me: "Why won't you look at the birdie? You're a cat, cats love birdies."
Cat: *stares at me*
FIVE MINUTES LATER
Me: "Look, I'm sorry about before. I didn't mean to perpetuate the stereotype that all cats love birdies. I apologize."
Cat: *purrs*
i am your canadian boyfriend: Happiness →
atsween:
I was walking to work when I saw a father pushing his son in a stroller. He noticed the light was turning green, so he started to run to catch it. I could see a huge smile break out on his son’s face as they zipped along. As they passed me, I could hear a tiny joyful “Wheeeee!”
And I realized —…
59 Things You Didn't Know About Virginia Woolf →
awritersruminations:
A few of my favorites:
After getting married, Woolf thought she should learn some domestic skills, so she enrolled in a school of cookery. Shortly after, she accidentally baked her wedding ring in a suet pudding.
Woolf listened to Beethoven’s late quartets while writing The Waves.
Woolf once discovered a diary she had written during one particular sane and lucid period in...
