February 2012
177 posts
An American Werewolf in Canada
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian: Oh hello! You're a big puppy, aren't you?
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian: Oh, you're biting me. Oh that's okay, I don't min- Wow, you are really ripping out some vital organs there, aren't you.
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian: Okay. Okay, I think I'm dying now. It might be from loss of blood or it might be all of the vital organs that you're ripping out of m- Was that my lung? I think that was my lung. Ow. That's okay, you seem hungry. Sorry if my blood stains your fur, puppy. /dies
Werewolf: RAWR
Canadian 2: Oh my, you've killed Steve. That's okay, I'm sure he's in a better place no-That's my leg you're gnawing on ow those are my small intestines, oh god, ow, sorry if I'm yelling too loud
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Baseless Opinion Thursday
aimee-b-loved:
Channing Tatum seems like the kind of guy who rarely, if ever, thinks. Let me rephrase that – he rarely, if ever, LOOKS like he’s thinking. It’s not that he doesn’t think. He’s made a regular habit of thinking. It’s just that he finds “That thinking look” thoroughly disgusting. He’s spent years perfecting his imperceptible pensiveness. He currently dedicates an hour each day to...
egwmusic:
I named this riff Liam Neeson :P
“I’m on a horse.”
– Old Spice Guy. Also, Matthew Broderick having sex with his wife.
APE IN A CAPE: This Is Bad. →
gailsimone:
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/02/09/marvel-demands-for-gary-friedrichs-ghost-rider-prints/
The creator of Ghost Rider, who is destitute after creating a character who has made millions for its Publisher, just lost a lawsuit over the rights to said character.
Not only is he not allowed to…
Fucking bullshit. Spread this around.
“Book collecting is an obsession, an occupation, a disease, an addiction, a...”
– Jeanette Winterson (via writingquotes)
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So, when I meow at a cat and it meows back and...
Now Tumblr is not letting me upload my...
