Saturday, August 30, 2014

hentai-ass:

urbies:

xbostons:

lostboyonadeadthrone:

If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating? 

If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?

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It takes a special kind of stupid.

professorblind:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Chimoosera

flying, 8 hit dice, piercing d4+4 (antlers), 2 x bludgeon d6+2 (hooves), plus special attack (moose spit)

professorblind:

mostlysignssomeportents:

Chimoosera

flying, 8 hit dice, piercing d4+4 (antlers), 2 x bludgeon d6+2 (hooves), plus special attack (moose spit)

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

This is hilarious.

howtonotsuckatgamedesign:

stunningpicture:

I rendered Milo Manara’s Spider-Woman pose in 3D.

This is hilarious.

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:
Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 
"WE’RE COMING"
YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

asktoothless:

So i hear my printer starting up from nowhere (i was in the other room) and it takes 10 minutes to print fully after a few minutes my curiosity is peaked as to what or who was printing anything. We have one of those wireless printers you can e-mail too and staring me in the face is this:

Now i’m a rational person so i checked my print history online and there is no record of this ever being sent to the printer. 
Nothing at all.The text at the bottom reads. 

"WE’RE COMING"

YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO RECORD OF THIS EVER BEING SENT OR RECIEVED BY MY PRINTER!!!!!!

shrekjpeg:

me: goes to see someones blog

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me: actually u kno what nvm

Friday, August 29, 2014

(Source: snerky)

vinegod:

Dad Jokes: They’re So Legit Now 👨 by Thomas Sanders

warrenellis:

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rogueofstorms:

moony-balloons:

micchi-monster:

prettysenshiconfessions:


I honestly am not thrilled that Naoko Takeuchi is working on Sailor Moon Crystal. I dislike a lot of the radically feminist tones of Crystal (I.e., the very blatantly feminist theme song, Tuxedo Mask being written out whenever possible), which I can only assume were her doing.

submitted by anon

I am legit crying with laughter.Like, who has EVER looked at Sailor Moon and thought “nope, nothing feminist about this here story all about women who are strong and capable and kick ass in heels and nail polish.”?And of course, Tuxedo Mask being written out of everything totally explains why he’s in every episode and gives Sailor Moon advice and strength, yup yup.

"I’m not thrilled that the creator of Sailor Moon is working on Sailor Moon"

lmao

rogueofstorms:

moony-balloons:

micchi-monster:

prettysenshiconfessions:

I honestly am not thrilled that Naoko Takeuchi is working on Sailor Moon Crystal. I dislike a lot of the radically feminist tones of Crystal (I.e., the very blatantly feminist theme song, Tuxedo Mask being written out whenever possible), which I can only assume were her doing.

submitted by anon

I am legit crying with laughter.

Like, who has EVER looked at Sailor Moon and thought “nope, nothing feminist about this here story all about women who are strong and capable and kick ass in heels and nail polish.”?

And of course, Tuxedo Mask being written out of everything totally explains why he’s in every episode and gives Sailor Moon advice and strength, yup yup.

"I’m not thrilled that the creator of Sailor Moon is working on Sailor Moon"

lmao