Saturday, September 27, 2014

Kids.

  • Me, looking out window: Those kids are back.
  • Wife: So what? Let them play, they're kids.
  • Me: They're not our kids! There's no reason for them to be on our lawn!
  • Me, leaning out door: Hey! Shoo! Go on, get off the lawn!
  • Wife: Oh my god. you're an old man.
  • Me: Look, if one of those kids were ours, it'd be different. But we don't own any of those kids. They have no business here.
  • Wife: We don't "own" those kids?
  • Me: That's right.
  • Wife: Jesus Christ.

tygermama:

angrykoreanguy:

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"The tragedy of that poor boy’s life is not the realization that he’s not the grand prize he’s assumed, but that he’s not even second place."

Read the guy parts in Gaston’s voice

badtvblog:

Bob judging ur blog

badtvblog:

Bob judging ur blog

(Source: doopstein)

circular-time:

sedxctively-dedxctive:

Katy Manning and Peter Capaldi on the Doctor Who set

That second to last picture though

#somethinginmyeye

k2e4:

#this is fucked up. this fucked me up

(Source: phrux)

arcaneimages:

Edward Gory

arcaneimages:

Edward Gory

Friday, September 26, 2014

(Source: vine.co)

18,000

I’m so tired.

So you like chemistry puns…

aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES