- Me, noticing the cat looking out the window: "LOOK A BIRDIE'
- Cat: *stares at me*
- Me: "Why won't you look at the birdie? You're a cat, cats love birdies."
- Cat: *stares at me*
- FIVE MINUTES LATER
- Me: "Look, I'm sorry about before. I didn't mean to perpetuate the stereotype that all cats love birdies. I apologize."
- Cat: *purrs*
Look At This
Hey you! LOOK AT THIS!
