Sometimes I add the word “Motherfucker” to sentences it has no place in.

• “I’m sorry for your loss, motherfucker.”
• “Could you pass me the salt, motherfucker?”
• “You look lovely today, motherfucker.”
• “I’ll have a number four with fries and a Dr. Pepper, motherfucker.”
• “Is that your baby? What an adorable little motherfucker!”
• “I love you, motherfucker.”
• “Motherfucker!” [exclamation of joy]

Actually, those last two are debatable, as they feel right when you say it. They feel so right.

Motherfucker.