Monday, January 21, 2013

Sometimes I add the word “Motherfucker” to sentences it has no place in.

  • "I’m sorry for your loss, motherfucker."
  • "Could you pass me the salt, motherfucker?"
  • "You look lovely today, motherfucker."
  • "I’ll have a number four with fries and a Dr. Pepper, motherfucker."
  • "Is that your baby? What an adorable little motherfucker!"
  • "I love you, motherfucker."
  • "Motherfucker!" [exclamation of joy]

Actually, those last two are debatable, as they feel right when you say it. They feel so right.

Motherfucker.

Sunday, June 10, 2012
Brinner, motherfucker.

Brinner, motherfucker.